Click.
Ghost.
Gone.
A self-audit for chaotic creators, techphobes, and people who just want it to bloody work
£17. Instant access. Zero overwhelm.
If you’ve ever muttered “I swear this worked last week,” while poking your screen with a biscuit crumb-covered finger - this guide is for you.
It’s a no-BS, human speak, hilariously honest PDF that helps you:
Spot where your funnel is leaking leads (or just plain broken)
Fix the tech chaos that’s silently sabotaging your sales
Understand the journey from “who are you?” to “shut up and take my money”
Actually enjoy tidying your business backend (no, really)
What's Inside...
A full self-audit checklist plus glossary that translates tech goblin into human
4 fast funnel fixes (that don’t require a tech degree or a therapist)
The Funnel Feel Test — includes a rabid raccoon, obviously
A mini worksheet to help you take action (instead of just panic)
It’s £17.
That’s less than your last takeaway and it’ll do more for your business than lukewarm chips ever could.
Who the hell am I?
I'm Holly Frances
Tech goblin, chaos whisperer, and the person you call when your digital business setup makes you want to scream into a pillow.
I help overwhelmed business owners sort their backend mess so their business can finally run like it’s meant to - smoothly, automatically, and without needing five different logins and a sacrificial goat to make a sale.
I build online courses, sales funnels, and automations that
work - even if you’d rather lob your laptop into the sea than troubleshoot another email sequence.
I’m not a guru, I don’t have a colour-coordinated life, and I’m probably answering your messages from my bed, wearing an Oodie, surrounded by biscuit crumbs and several cats - but I am scarily good at making sense of tech chaos and turning it into simple, working systems.
Whether it’s a one-hour Tech Clinic or a full “please just do it for me” build, I treat your business like it’s my own -
with care, precision, and a deep understanding that you’ve probably got kids shrieking in the background, 10 piles of washing hanging around, emails piling up and a brain that feels like spaghetti.
You don’t need to know how it all works. You just need to know it
will - because I’ve got it.
